I’ve recently taken up yoga, by which I mean this afternoon I watched a youtube video of a woman doing yoga. The woman in question claimed that her poses were suitable for beginners, however, while attempting to mirror her, I didn’t feel my body and mind connect in the ways she said they would.
I therefore decided to come up with my own yoga poses for beginners, that people like me will feel connected to both mentally and physically. I have listed them below. You are welcome.
1. Searching for lost dignity
2) Remembering crippling daddy issues
3) Thinking about the mechanical giraffe-patterned pencil Katie stole in year 2
4) Sprichst du Deutsch?
5) Meeting a rich man