She’s gone and done it again. Ladies and gentlemen, just when you thought the world wasn’t Kardashian-Jenner obsessed enough, Kim Kardashian has found another way to creep herself into our everyday lives. I present to you – KIMOJI.
For £1.49, from today you can buy the Kimoji app, specially designed by the woman herself, offering you a range of semi-nude emojis (which could make a young teen boy run for the tissues) and luxury cars and bags so expensive, that most of us will ironically, probably only ever see in an emoji app. You will own, the contour Kimoji, Kim with blonde hair, Kim taking a selfie, Kim’s boobs in various outfits, Kim pregnant, Kim with Blue hair and the best Kimoji of all time (which convinced me to buy the God damn app) – Kim’s infamous crying face.
Please, amuse yourself with some other basic bitch Kimojis below:
For £1.49, not only do you get 40 odd emoticons of Kim, but you get what I hate to admit, quite a stylish keyboard. This Kimoji fantasy land is shut down pretty quickly when you realise that it doesn’t work on what 90% of us use to message now a days – Whatsapp… or any social media for that matter. And worst of all, you have the labour-intensive task of copying and pasting EVERY SINGLE EMOJI in order to add it to a conversation. (I have an iPhone 5s, and I have to anyway.)
To be honest, if the app worked as the usual emoji keyboards we’ve all grown to love and use, I might actually give it a shot for shits and giggles.
As Kim tweeted, her downloads broke the App Store, and her developers have apparently fixed the issue (although it still doesn’t work for some of us). Nevertheless, if you love or hate Kim for her latest marketing stunt, you have to admit, she’s doing a pretty bad ass job of trying to take over the world.
Hate her all you want, she’s sitting in her Balmain mansion, rolling around in her millions, pointing at you all with her perfectly manicured nails and laughing. The truth is this, we’re suckers for the latest piece of gossip, we love to poke fun at the family’s latest antics, and you secretly LOVE watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians. And whether you like to admit it or not… you’re addicted.
Kim kardashian, is in actual fact, The Ultimate Marketing Guru… OF ALL TIME.
So in a nutshell, Kim – you’re annoying, and your app is still a bit shit. But that was a good shot. Maybe in your next app version your developers will get it right and we’ll actually be able to use it.