You Guys Confessed Your Worst Dates EVER!January, 11, 2016
We asked The OpinionPanel Community to share their ‘worst date’ stories and we got some good’uns! The emerging themes were uncontrollable bodily fluids and exes, and we chose the top 11 (because we just couldn’t choose 10!). Now it’s over to you to vote which confession is the worst date ever… and bonus challenge try to read this without cringing. Voting closes Friday 5th, and the victim wins £20!
Third wheeled my own date – My friend arranged a double date with her boyfriend’s friend. It was going well until my friend rushed me to the toilet and pointed out that I hadn’t told her I was coming. So she had invited her friend Carly, a pretty, blonde, long legged girl. Long story short he ended up choosing Carly. It was humiliating and I hate boys. – Caitlin, Pembrokeshire college
She made me get a Chlamydia test –The worst date was being told by my girlfriend that we was going to the doctors for her, turns out she wanted us to do a Chlamydia test instead. I mean peeing in a pot is fun, but I would rather go play with the Lego In the waiting room… – Philip
He carried a photo of his ex around – The date was going well… Until halfway through the meal he pulled out a creased photo just of his ex and began to tell me how much he missed her! – Hollie, England
Puked on me and called me his mum – We went into a bar and everything seemed alright until he got really nervous and started ordering different kind of drinks and got drunk. I had to call a cab and get him home but as we got out he puked all over me and then said that I am really caring like his mother. That was definitely the cherry on the cake… – Alexandra, Sofia
Way too much info for a first date – I dated a girl who said she never uses lip stick, instead she uses a homemade juice made with rotten fruits. She also doesn’t wear underwear just a piece of cloth. But the worst thing is she never cleans her ass with tissue, she leaves it for the wind to dry naturally… She told me all this on our first date …WTF. – Bharadwaj, University of London
Set up with my cousin – I got set up on a blind date by a friend of a friend because they knew a “perfect person” for me. When I got there it was my cousin… Oh well got to hang out with my cousin; still a terrible date though! – Sam, Wales
Slept downstairs while my date was in bed with another girl – We went to a club where he decided he was no longer interested in me and took another girl home with him. It wouldn’t have been quite so bad if I’d lived locally or knew someone who did but I didn’t…so I had to go back to his and sleep on his sofa whilst the two of them were *ahem* in the bedroom. I snuck out the window the next morning. – Emily, Truro
He chose weed over me – He came high, wearing a weed top, spent the entire time talking about getting high and his ex. Then tried to light a cigarette in an indoor shopping center. I told him to put it out or leave…He left. – Elizabeth, Ayr
A SHIT date – We went on a date to a coffee shop where he farted and then said he needed the toilet. When he stood up there was a brown stain running down the back of his cream Ralph Laurens. I was in shock and quickly left when he went to the bathroom. This experience has put me off for quite some time. – Rachel, St. Michael’s
Touched up in the Waterstones kids section– I was younger and in my emo phase. We went to a book shop and in the kids section there’s a small sofa where out of nowhere he starts sliding his hand up my inner thigh…With kids around. Before he reached my no-no zone, I ran and crashed right into a Gruffalo cardboard cut out which snapped in half with the collision. I never saw him again after that. – Elly
I turned a girl gay – Went to the park for a date with a girl and had a really sweet and romantic time and kissed under a swaying tree. And then the next morning, I got this text. I think I turned a girl gay. – Mark, Leeds
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